The Meeting of the Meeting Martyrs

Where the brave and the bored gather to suffer through hours of PowerPoint.

We're a group of heroes, united in our quest for the perfect 9-to-5.

Our story begins in a conference room, where the walls are as white as our souls.

Read on to hear about the Meeting Martyrs' greatest triumphs... and failures. Join the Meeting Martyrs' Union and find solidarity with the suffering. Apply to join the Meeting Martyrs' Guild, where the truly committed are initiated into the dark arts of meetings.