Members-Only Meetings: Where Productivity Goes to Die

Welcome, select few, to the lair of the meeting elite. Here, the art of conversation is reduced to a series of awkward silences, punctuated only by the occasional outburst of jargon.

Our meetings are a carefully crafted exercise in futility, where ideas go to die and dreams are crushed by the weight of bureaucratic red tape. But don't just take our word for it! Check out our schedule below:

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Don't get too excited, though - our meetings are as exciting as a box of stale donuts.