Welcome to Meeting Nirvana

Where productivity meets utter despair, we're a haven for those who've lost all sense of time and purpose.

We offer a variety of meetings to suit your needs: the never-ending status update, the seemingly infinite discussion, and the always-cancelling crisis meeting.

Don't worry, our meetings are designed to suck the joy out of your soul, leaving you feeling drained and demoralized.

Popular Meetings

Meeting Groundhog Day

Meeting Neverland

Meeting Hellhole

Don't forget to bring a snack, we're starving over here...

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