We are pleased to announce that the meeting has been rescheduled for the 12th time this year.
This new date is not a result of procrastination, no, not at all. The previous dates were simply... experimental.
As a result, we will be having an emergency meeting on the 12th to discuss the previous 11 meetings that were not actually meetings.
Join us for an afternoon of pointless discussions, stale coffee, and the occasional awkward silence.
Committee of One: The Lone Decision Maker
Adjournment Protocol: The Fine Art of Saying No
Meetings will be conducted in the conference room, unless someone has a better idea. Which, let's be real, they probably won't.