Meeting of the Never-Fulfilled Committee: A Never-Ending Story

Agenda Item 1: The Quest for a Decent Chair

Discussion Item: "We really need to get a new chair, but we'll probably end up just talking about it for hours."

Agenda Item 2: The Mystery of the Empty Whiteboard

"We really should fill this whiteboard with something, but let's be real, we're not going to."

Agenda Item 3: The Enigma of the Missing Minutes

"We really should write down what we talked about, but who needs accountability, right?"