Proclamation 345: The Meeting that Could Have Been an Email

This meeting was convened to discuss the merits of using Microsoft Word for document editing, and the optimal number of cups of coffee to be consumed during a standard 2-hour meeting.

Key Takeaways:

• Word is a powerful tool, but also a soul-sucking vortex of despair.
• Caffeine consumption is directly proportional to the number of bullet points on the agenda.
• The optimal number of cups of coffee is still a topic of debate.

Further Reading:

For more on the perils of Word and the joys of caffeine, see:

• Proclamation 342: The Meeting that Could Have Been a Phone Call
• Proclamation 348: The Meeting that Could Have Been a Memo
• Proclamation 349: The Meeting that Could Have Been a Video Chat

Disclaimer: The Council of Redundant Meetings is not responsible for any lost productivity, eye strain, or existential dread resulting from reading this proclamations.