Prophesied John has been to so many meetings, he's lost count. But don't worry, we've got the records right here. Here are all 50 meetings that have shaped his life:
Meeting 1: The First Meeting (1970)
`1970-01-01 14:00:00 - Prophesied John attended his first meeting, where he learned how to make a decent cup of coffee.`
Meeting 2: The Meeting Where Prophesied John Ate Too Much Caffeine (1975)
`1975-02-01 10:00:00 - Prophesied John consumed 12 cups of coffee and accidentally turned his hair bright pink.`
Meeting 3: The Meeting Where Prophesied John Spoke Too Much (1980)
`1980-03-01 12:00:00 - Prophesied John talked for 12 hours straight and forgot what day it was.`
Meeting 4: The Meeting That Made Prophesied John Late for Work (1985)
`1985-04-01 08:00:00 - Prophesied John overslept and had to rush to his 9-to-5.`
Meeting 5: The Meeting That Made Prophesied John Want to Quit His Job (1990)
`1990-05-01 16:00:00 - Prophesied John realized he was doing the same job he'd been doing since 1970 and quit on the spot.`
Meeting 6: The Meeting Where Prophesied John Accidentally Booked a Meeting with His Ex (1995)
`1995-06-01 14:00:00 - Prophesied John's ex showed up to a meeting he thought was for a different John.`
Meeting 7: The Meeting That Made Prophesied John Realize He Was Late for His Own Wedding (2000)
`2000-07-01 18:00:00 - Prophesied John forgot his own wedding and had to be dragged away.`
Meeting 8: The Meeting That Made Prophesied John Want to Learn to Code (2005)
`2005-08-01 09:00:00 - Prophesied John decided to trade in his suit for a keyboard and mouse.`
Meeting 9: The Meeting That Made Prophesied John Realize He Was a Robot (2010)
`2010-09-01 11:00:00 - Prophesied John's coworkers replaced him with a robot.`
Meeting 10: The Meeting That Made Prophesied John Want to Start a Band (2015)
`2015-10-01 13:00:00 - Prophesied John traded in his briefcase for a guitar case.`