The Omnisciential Silences of Meetings

Warning: The following content is highly addictive and may lead to spontaneous combustion, spontaneous meetings, or spontaneous meetings about meetings.

Meetings: the only place where time is relative and the past, present, and future all come to a grinding halt.

Discover the Paradoxical Reiterations or Explore the Synaptic Silences

Or if you're feeling particularly brave, Dive into the Omnisciential Silences

But be warned: once you start down this rabbit hole, there's no turning back.

Or is there?