Meeting Prophesizers

Where the Art of Predicting Meetings Goes to Die

Our team of expert Meeting Prophesizers has spent years studying the ancient art of predicting when meetings will go wrong.

Meet our team:

• Lead Prophesizer - Our fearless leader, with a proven track record of predicting when the copier will jam.
• Forecasting Expert - Our resident expert on predicting when the CEO will arrive late.

Our services:

• Prophesizing Services - We'll predict when your meeting will run late, so you can prepare accordingly.
• Avoidance Coaches - We'll teach you how to avoid meetings altogether.

FAQ - Because you have questions, we have answers.