Prophet of Redundancy
Known for his uncanny ability to turn any meeting into a 3-hour tangent, Alan has been a thorn in the side of productivity for over 20 years. His prophetic visions of unnecessary discussions have been known to bring even the most seasoned executives to their knees.
John the Slow has also made a name for himself in the world of Redundant Meetings, but even he can't hold a candle to Alan's legendary ability to make a 2-hour meeting feel like an eternity.
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