MEETING 2048: THE SCHEDULE OF DOOM

Welcome, mortals, to the most epic meeting in the history of the world! Today, we will be discussing the intricacies of procrastination, the meaninglessness of life, and the futility of human existence.

Agenda:

• Section 1: The Meaning of Nothing
• Section 2: The Futility of Human Existence
• Section 3: Procrastination Tactics

Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not be late. The apocalypse will start soon, and we don't want to be left behind.

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