Meetings, those never-ending, soul-sucking vortexes of productivity, have been the bane of our existence since the dawn of time. Or have they?
Meetings, in their infinite, self-perpetuating wisdom, have given rise to a new breed of prophets: the Meeting Prophets of the Pivot.
These mystic visionaries have mastered the art of turning any discussion into a pivot, a never-ending cycle of meetings within meetings, each one more bewildering than the last.
So, why does it work? It's simple: because they've discovered the hidden truth that more meetings make better meetings, and the more you pivot, the less you'll ever get anything done.
Join us on this journey into the rabbit hole of meeting-induced madness and learn the secret to unlocking the Meeting Prophets of the Pivot's ancient wisdom.