Meetings: the never-ending cycle of tedium and existential dread. You know, like Sisyphus pushing his boulder, but instead of a boulder, you're pushing a meeting invite.
As Arachne, the patron saint of meetings, I'm here to guide you through this arduous journey. Buckle up, buttercup, because it's time to face the void of productivity.
Continue to Chapter 3: The Arachne Manifesto
Or, if you're feeling brave, dive into the appendix of the Arachne Manifesto, where the true horror of meeting attendance awaits.
Return to the Meetings index, where the abyss awaits.