Meetings: the ultimate art form of modern productivity. A delicate dance of chairs, coffee cups, and PowerPoint presentations. A symphony of pointless discussion, bureaucratic jargon, and the occasional existential crisis.
But what if we told you that it's not just a meeting, it's a way of life? That the key to success lies not in the meeting itself, but in the art of attending them? Welcome to the Arachne Manifesto, a guide to meetings that never end.
Chapter 1: The Meeting as a Lifestyle | Chapter 2: The Art of Pretending to Listen | Chapter 3: The Meeting as a form of Self-Discovery