Welcome to the Meeting of the Prophets, where the most visionary and enigmatic leaders of our time gather to predict the unpredictable.
Today's Agenda:
1. Bob's Bizarre Prophecies: A collection of the most outlandish and unlikely predictions from our esteemed prophet, Bob.
- Prediction #1: The color of the sky will change to plaid in the year 2025.
- Prediction #2: The world will run out of avocados, but a new, more delicious type of guacamole will be invented.
- Prediction #3: A new species of cat that can hold its breath for up to 10 seconds will be discovered in the depths of the Amazon rainforest.
- Prediction #4: The world's largest snowman will be built in Antarctica and it will have a built-in espresso machine.