Committee of the Unknown: Decisions Made in the Last Meeting (or Not)

We, the Committee of the Unknown, gathered in a dimly lit, windowless room to discuss the pressing matters of the universe.

After several cups of lukewarm coffee, we arrived at the following decisions:

• Item 1: The color of the sky is now officially declared "Meh".
• Item 2: The optimal amount of sleep is 5 hours and 42 minutes. Anything less is considered a waste of time.
• Item 3: The new company slogan is to be "We're not really sure what we do, but we'll figure it out eventually.".

Next meeting: Tentatively Scheduled for Never

Or, you know, whenever we remember.

Decisions That Never Were Made | Meeting Minutes

Subcommittee of the Unknown:

Our esteemed subcommittee, The Committee of the Sub-Unknown, will be meeting in the same room, but with more chairs.

They'll be discussing the really important things, like who ate the last donut.