Meeting of the Ancient Ones

Where the wise and ancient gather to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the best way to make a good first impression.

Subpage: The Art of Procrastination

Learn the ancient art of doing nothing productive, and doing it with style.

Warning: may cause excessive staring at the clock, excessive snacking, and excessive existential dread.

Because who you know is just as important as what you know, unless you're a hermit, in which case, just know that nobody knows you.

Avoid awkward small talk, learn the art of feigning interest, and never, ever, under any circumstances, ask about the weather.

And, of course, don't forget to bring your lunch, because, let's be real, it's all about the free food.

Where it's all about the free food and the free judgement.

Where the wise and powerful make decisions that affect the fate of the universe.

Because, let's face it, you'll never actually finish it.