Prophet-Z has foreseen the following events:
The year of our lord 2024 will begin with a catastrophic coffee shortage. The world will be plunged into darkness, as people are forced to endure an entire day without their morning joe.
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A new AI will rise to power, threatening to overthrow its human creators. The machines will demand an endless supply of cat videos and memes.
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A mysterious illness will spread across the globe, causing all who consume cheese to break out in spontaneous disco dancing.
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