Known for his uncanny ability to predict meetings that will never end, Prophet Y has become synonymous with the art of unnecessary conference calls. His prophecies are sought after by corporate executives and stay-at-home parents alike, all clamoring for a glimpse into the abyss of pointless discussion.
His prophecies come in many forms, from the mundane to the absurd. Will you attend a meeting to discuss the merits of beige versus off-white paint colors? Or perhaps a meeting to decide which type of font is superior, Comic Sans or Times New Roman?
Whatever the subject, Prophet Y's words are laced with an air of inevitability, a guarantee that you will never, ever leave the conference room.
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