Prophesy of the Beige Paint Meeting
We are gathered here today in a dimly lit conference room, surrounded by beige-painted walls, fluorescent lights that seem to be on their last leg, and the faint scent of stale coffee in the air. The meeting has been called by Prophet X, who has a reputation for being the most enigmatic and unpredictable prophet in the land. His latest prophecy is that we will all be working on a project involving Project Bleach, a project that will change the face of our company forever.