Why Can't They Just Email?

Meetings are like a fine wine: they only get better with age... and more attendees.

Why can't they just email, you ask? It's because meetings are the new black, and by "black" we mean a dark, soul-sucking abyss of pointless discussion and unnecessary decisions.

Or maybe it's just because our ancestors were wrong about the importance of face-to-face communication, and we're all just a bunch of cavemen stuck in the stone age of productivity.

Or perhaps it's because someone, somewhere, decided that meetings are the best way to ensure that everyone is equally unproductive and equally bored.

Whatever the reason, we're stuck in a world where meetings rule supreme, and we're just along for the ride.

So if you're ready to join the resistance, click the links above to learn more about the meeting prophets and their sacred texts.

Or, if you're not, just leave. We won't mind.