Decisions of the Day:
- Prophet of Excess was declared the Supreme Prophet for the next 4 hours due to excessive use of all caps in their emails.
- The Council of Elders decided that Tuesdays will be known as "Towel Days" in honor of Prophet of Excess's favorite hobby.
- A new policy was implemented that all meetings will start on time, except when they don't, which is often.
Notable Quotes:
- "A meeting that runs on time is a meeting that's not worth attending" - Prophet of Excess, 2022.
- "Towels are the unsung heroes of the prophetic world" - Prophet of Excess, 2022.
Adjourned for the day, but not before Prophet of Excess had to be carried out of the meeting room due to exhaustion.
Minutes of the Prophet of Excess