Aurora, the God of Slightly-Better Meeting Notes
In a shocking turn of events, Aurora has been appointed the Phantom Agenda God of the Month for January 2023. Her divine powers include the ability to turn any meeting into a 3-hour discussion about the weather.
Known for her impressive collection of 17-point font PowerPoint presentations, Aurora's worshipers swear by her ability to make even the most mundane meetings feel like an eternity.
Worshipers can purchase Aurora's sacred 17-point font template for the low, low price of $50.99. Includes free shipping and a complimentary copy of "The Art of Meeting Navel-Gazing" e-book.