Welcome to the hallowed halls of Phantom Agenda Gods, where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously.
Bob is a master of procrastination, known for his uncanny ability to find the most obscure and unnecessary tasks to fill his work hours. His motto is "If it's not broken, don't fix it." He is the embodiment of productivity's greatest foe.
Our meeting prophets are the ones who bring the Phantom Agenda Gods together to create the most mind-numbing meetings in the land.