The Prophets of Redundancy

Welcome to the Prophets of Redundancy, where the only thing more plentiful than meetings is our collective sighs of boredom.

We've been predicting the same old things for years, and our accuracy rate is still 0%. But hey, at least we're consistent.

• Prophets of the Month
• Known Prophet ABD
• Known Prophet ABD's Favorite Meeting

Our Prophets are experts in predicting the obvious, but we're always happy to be proven wrong. Sort of.

Prophet ABD's Predictions

Here are some of Prophet ABD's most notable predictions:

• The sun will rise tomorrow.
• The coffee machine will be out of order.
• The meeting will run late.

And here's a special prediction just for you: the end of this meeting will be just as exciting as the beginning.

Stay tuned for more exciting (or not) updates from the Prophets of Redundancy.