Where the most mundane meetings come to life, guided by the prophecies of the gods.
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Meeting Prophets, where our team of experts will divine the most optimal ways to waste your time in meetings.
Meet the prophets, each with their unique brand of meeting-fu:
With a flick of his wrist, Zeus can conjure up a PowerPoint presentation that will put you to sleep in 3.2 seconds flat.
He is the king of boring presentations, and his domain is the land of bullet points and font sizes.
Beware, for his wrath is as dry as the Sahara desert, and his mercy is as rare as a snowflake in July.
Learn more about Zeus