Meeting Prophets: The Art of Avoidance

Expert guides for the chronically unprepared.

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Chapter 1: The Art of Scheduling Around Meetings

Learn how to schedule meetings to never actually happen.

Read Chapter 2: Scheduling as Therapy

Learn how to disable those pesky alarms.

Chapter 2: Advanced Scheduling Techniques

From 'Scheduling as Therapy' to 'Alas, No Meetings Today'.

Unlock the secrets of Phantom Meetings.

Chapter 3: The Dark Arts of Cancellation

Master the art of saying 'No, I'm in a Meeting' without actually being in a meeting.

Learn the art of Ghosting your way out of meetings.