Where: The Conference Room of Despair
When: Whenever we feel like it
Why: Because meetings are fun!
1. Stand in line for the coffee machine
2. Discuss the same old topics
3. Pretend to care
Break Room Breakdown: Where the Real Meeting is
Coffee Machine Hacking: The Dark Arts of Caffeination
Meeting the Prophets: Where the Coffee is Always Stronger
Next Meeting: Whenever we can't remember