These meetings have been convened to discuss the topic of unnecessary discussions. The purpose of this meeting is to rehash the same ideas we've already hashed.
Meeting Architects have designed this meeting to be the most redundant meeting of all time.
Minutes of the last meeting are available upon request, but let's be real, they're just a bunch of minutes.
Next meeting is scheduled for to discuss the same thing we're discussing now.
Previous Meeting Minutes are also available.
Don't worry if you get bored, just take a siesta and come back when you're refreshed.
Meeting attendance is mandatory, unless you can find a valid excuse. In which case, please bring a doctor's note.
We're considering implementing a Meeting Adjournment Policy to make sure everyone stays on schedule.
Questions or concerns? Please direct them to the Ombudsman.