Coffeesniffing Unit: Emergency Preparedness Plan
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals.
Our emergency preparedness plan includes:
- Immediate deployment of our patented Coffee- Emergency-Response-System (CERS)
- Deployment of hazmat suits for all team members
- Activation of our state-of-the-art Coffeepod-Extraction-Device (CED)
Coffee Emergency Procedures
Meet the Coffeesniffing Unit's elite sniffer squad!