Meeting Prophets of the Apocalypse: Emergency Preparedness Plan

Because you can never be too prepared for the impending doom.

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Emergency Preparedness Plan

Step 1: Stock up on canned goods and bottled water. Duh.

Step 2: Create a backup plan for your backup plan. Because, you know, the apocalypse is going to come with a lot of paperwork.

Step 3: Build an underground bunker. Preferably with a foosball table.

Step 4: Learn to survive on ramen noodles. And also learn to play the accordion.

Step 5: Find your tribe. The one with the most tinfoil hats and/or tin cans of beans.

Step 6: Pray to the Meeting Prophets for guidance.

And remember, the most important thing to do in an emergency is to stay calm and not panic. Unless, of course, you're facing a meeting with your in-laws. Then, by all means, panic.

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Meeting Prophets of the Apocalypse: Because you can never be too prepared.

Disclaimer: The Meeting Prophets are not actually prepared for the apocalypse. We're just really good at meetings.