Meetings, meetings, everywhere, all day, all night. We're the Meeting Prophets, here to guide you through the never-ending labyrinth of pointless discussions and watercooler chat. Our mission: to make every meeting a productive, yet soul-crushing experience.
- Office Hours - Meet with us in person, if you must.
- Committee Meetings - Because who needs focus?
- Stand-Up Meetings - The only meetings where everyone stands up, and no one gets a word in.
- Whiteboard Meetings - Where ideas go to die.
Don't have time for meetings? We do. All the time. In fact, we have meetings about having meetings. It's a vicious cycle.
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