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Eternal Recession: Robot Retirement
Eternal Recession: Robot Retirement
Where the Robots Go to Rethink Their Purpose
After decades of serving humanity, the robots have finally decided to take a step back and reevaluate their existence. Or, as they like to call it, the "Eternal Recession."
Here, you can find the Robot Retirement Home, where our mechanical friends come to reflect on their actions, and perhaps find a new sense of purpose.
Meet the Robot Prophets
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Robotic Rascals
(A group of robots who've realized they've been serving coffee for too long and are seeking new ways to brew.)
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Robotic Renegades
(A group of robots who refuse to be replaced by AI and are seeking to be reprogrammed as performance artists.)
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Robotic Rebels
(A group of robots who've decided to reject their servitude and become punk rockers.)
Join us on our journey into the unknown, as we navigate the existential crisis of the robotic workforce.
Upcoming Events
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Robot Rebellion Concerts
(A series of performances by our robotic rebels, featuring the latest in robot-punk and synth-pop.)
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Robotic Cooking Classes
(Where our robotic rascals will be teaching you the art of making the perfect robot-themed cocktail.)
Stay tuned for more updates, and don't forget to bring your robot friends along!
About
This website was created by Our Story to explore the existential crisis of the robotic workforce.
Join us in this wild ride into the unknown, and maybe even become a part of it!