Meetings led by self-proclaimed prophets of productivity. These visionaries will guide you through a sea of PowerPoint slides, each one a promise of untold success.

• Signs of a Meeting Prophet:
• • Excessive use of the word "synergy"
• • Unrelenting optimism about quarterly projections
• • Mandatory attendance of 8am meetings, every day

Meetings where the discussion never dies. The same topics are brought up, the same PowerPoint slides are shown, and the same people are stuck in a meeting that never ends.

• Signs of a Meeting Zombie:
• • Meetings that last longer than 3 hours
• • Discussions that never devolve into actual progress
• • Attendees who start to lose their minds

Meetings where the meeting organizer is a dictator, ruling with an iron fist.

• Signs of a Meeting Overlord:
• • The meeting organizer is always "right"
• • Attendance is not optional, but mandatory
• • Meetings that last longer than your sanity can bear