Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - "Is the Apocalypse Coming?" Discussion
- 11:00 AM - Nuclear Panic Presentation
- 12:00 PM - Forecasting Frenzy (Lunch Provided)
As a renowned nuclear forecaster, Baron von Doompocket is here to guide you through the impending doom that lies ahead. Don't worry, he's got a plan.
But wait, is that a MINUTES TO DISASTER countdown timer in the corner? Better hurry!