Prophet Zenon, Lord of Redundancy, has foretold the inevitability of meetings. And meetings.
For the love of all that is good and holy, why do we have so many meetings?
Perhaps it's because we're all just trying to avoid doing actual work.
Anyway, let us continue to meet, for the sake of productivity... or not.
Read more about the legacy of our beloved prophet.
A humorous look at our prophet's meeting schedule and why they're always running on coffee.