Welcome to the definitive guide for those who seek to tame the beast that is the never-ending meeting.
Within these pages, you will find the secrets to navigating the infinite revisions and endless agenda changes that have come to define our beloved organization.
Learn the art of predicting when the meeting will actually start, despite the best efforts of the meeting organizers.
Read more about the Techniques of the Uncanny.
Understand how to design an agenda that will change constantly, yet never truly end.
Delve into the Paradox of the Perpetual Agenda.
...and so, we must be prepared for the infinite revisions that lie ahead.
Read about the meeting habits of our forebears.
Explore the Technologies of the Never-Ending Printout.
Discover the Tenets of the Endless Revisions.
Find the Annex of Infinite Justifications.
Here, you will find the infinite printout of meeting minutes, agenda changes, and other relevant documents.
May you find what you are looking for...