Treatise of the Never-Ending Agenda: Meeting Prophesying Techniques

Chapter 1: The Art of Prophesying Meetings that Never End

By: Our Prophet of the Infinite Printout

Chapter 1, Section 1: The 3rd Law of Meeting Prophesying

Technique 1: The Never-Ending Email Thread

Prophesying meetings by sending an endless chain of replies to a single email, ensuring no meeting can truly conclude.

Chapter 1, Section 2: The 7th Law of Meeting Prophesying

Technique 2: The Phantom Attendee

Prophesying meetings by adding an extra 5 seats to the conference room table, even though no one is actually there.

Chapter 1, Section 3: The 11th Law of Meeting Prophesying

Technique 3: The Schedule Shuffle

Prophesying meetings by rearranging the schedule 37 times before actually starting, ensuring everyone is confused beyond recognition.

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