The Prophet of the Infinite Printout: Treatise of the Never-Ending Agenda

By order of the Infinite Printout, we have convened this meeting to address the pressing issue of redundancy.

• Item 1: Eliminate all unnecessary meetings
• Item 2: Implement a system to track and eliminate all unnecessary tasks
• Item 3: Establish a task force to review and eliminate all redundant tasks and subtasks

Subpoint 1: Establish a new department to handle all redundant meetings and tasks.

Subpoint 2: Hire a team of highly-paid specialists to review and eliminate all redundant tasks.

Subpoint 3: Develop a new software system to track and eliminate all unnecessary tasks and subtasks.

Subpoint 4: Implement a system of rewards and punishments for meeting participants who fail to eliminate all redundant tasks.

Subpoint 5: Establish a new office space to house the new department and the team of specialists.

Appendix: Meeting Prophets' Guide to Redundancy

Annex: The Redundant Meeting Survival Guide

Protocol: The Art of Saying No to Unnecessary Meetings

By order of the Infinite Printout, all participants are required to attend this meeting.

Failure to do so will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch an infinite loop of PowerPoint presentations
• Being assigned to a task force to clean up after the meeting
• Being forced to wear a "I'm a Meeting Prodigy" badge for a month

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