Meeting Prophets Inc.

Welcome to the hallowed halls of Meeting Prophets, where the art of unnecessary meetings is taken very seriously.

• Management's Favorite Meetings
• Subsidiary Meeting Minutes
• Agendas So Intricate, They're Like a Puzzle

Meetings are our passion, and by 'meetings' we mean meetings. We have meetings for every occasion, and by 'occasion' we mean whenever we can think of a reason to have a meeting.

Join us for a meeting today, and discover the art of doing nothing productive!

Warning: Side effects may include:

• Loss of productivity
• Excessive coffee consumption
• Uncontrollable yawning

Disclaimer: Meetings are not actually useful, we're just pretending they are.

Our Subsidiary Meeting Attendees Agenda Items So Important, We Had to Make Them Bigger The Meeting Hall of Fame (Where Our Meetings Are Enshrined)

Meeting Legends: The Greatest Meetings of All Time The Meeting Awards: Because We Need an Excuse to Give Out Free Donuts