Prophecies of Nothing: The Meeting Prophet's Oracle

Prophecy 1: "There will be meetings on Fridays, and they will be long."

Prophecy 2: "The projector will malfunction, but the meeting will still happen."

Prophecy 3: "There will be a 3-hour lunch break, because productivity."

Prophecy 4: "The meeting will start on time, but the minutes will be late."

Prophecy 5: "The meeting will end with a group selfie, because social media."