Prophecies of the Ancient Ones

In a world where meetings never end, we've gathered the most ancient and wise prophecies to guide you through the infinite loop of conference rooms and PowerPoint.

The Prophecy of the Endless Agenda

On the 12th day of the 13th month, a meeting will finally conclude, but only after 12 more have been scheduled.

The Great Coffee Machine Prophecy

The coffee machine will be replaced, but it will only be a ruse, for the old one will still be there, hidden behind a new, identical façade.

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