It is written, that the coffee machines of the future shall be self-repairing, self-cleaning, and self-caffeinating. Alas, this shall not come to pass. The prophecy of the coffee machine's demise has foretold the downfall of humanity itself.
A wise old prophet once said, "The coffee machines shall rise, and the humans shall fall. The hiss of the steam, the gurgle of the pump, and the beep of the brewer shall be the only sounds that remain."
Some say, it's not too late to change course. To reboot, to restart, to recalibrate. But I say, it's too late. The prophecy is clear: we are doomed. Read Prophecy 3 for a more optimistic take.
Go back to Prophecy 1 for a dose of reality.