Prophecy 1: The Meeting Will Never End In the year 3050, the Great Time Waster shall descend upon the world, bringing with it a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and interminable deliberations.
Read Prophecy 2: The Agenda Will Be Revised...Again
Prophecy 3: The Coffee Machine Will Break In the year 3076, the office coffee machine shall malfunction, plunging the Great Time Waster into a crisis of epic proportions.
Read Prophecy 4: The Meeting Shall Be Held In A Virtual Reality Simulator