Prophecies of the Redundant Meetings Prophecy Teller

Prophecy 1: "More Meetings, More Meetings, Everywhere"

It is written in the book of Redundant Meetings: "And lo, the meeting shall be held at 3 PM sharp, with 5 minutes to spare, on the day after tomorrow, when the sun is shining brightly, and the coffee is hot." - The Prophecy of the Meetings Prophetess.

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Prophecy 2: "The Meeting that Shall Not End"

It is written in the book of Redundant Meetings: "And lo, the meeting shall not end until the clock strikes 5 PM, when the sun has set, and the stars have aligned in a peculiar manner, and the coffee has run dry." - The Prophecy of the Meetings Prophetess.

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