Welcome to the Meeting Prophets

Prophet Sally is here to guide you through the infinite loop of meetings.

Her prophecies are not always accurate, but at least she's never boring.

She'll tell you to meet at 3 o'clock, but you'll end up meeting at 4.

Prophet Bob says that's just how it is.

Meeting John says to just roll with it.

Meeting Em says to bring a snack.

But don't worry, Prophet Sally will guide you through it all.