By order of Prophet Seraphina, Supreme Ruler of the Realm of Pointless Conferences:
This meeting shall be held at 3 o'clock in the morning, on the 42nd floor of the Infinite Corridor of Despair.
The purpose of this meeting shall be to discuss the meaninglessness of existence.
Attendees are required to bring their favorite snack, preferably something that will rot quickly, like a nice moldy sandwich or a few weeks-old donuts.