Adjournment Agenda: Prophet Solomon's Unending Meetings

Welcome, minions, to the adjournment agenda of Prophet Solomon's unending meetings. Here, you'll find the latest in meetings that have been adjourned, but not before they started, because, you know, why rush?

Adjournment Agenda Item 1: "The Infinite Loop of PowerPoint" Next Item | Previous Item

In a shocking turn of events, the meeting scheduled for 3:00 PM yesterday was adjourned to 3:00 PM today, because, why not? The infinite scroll of PowerPoint presentations will be continued.

Adjournment Agenda Item 2: "The Great Coffee Break" Next Item | Previous Item

In the spirit of efficiency, we've decided to adjourn the meeting to grab some coffee. The vending machine in the break room has been restocked, and the caffeine high will surely get us through the next 5 hours of PowerPoint.