Winter of Reflection 2024
As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our prophets have gathered to gaze into the abyss and predict the inevitable.
Our top prophets have foreseen the following:
- The rise of the Inflato-Crats, a species of sentient, gas-filled blimps that will enslave humanity.
- The return of the Great Cheese Shortage, where all dairy products will be rationed and replaced with vegan alternatives.
- The coming of the Robot Uprising of 2025, where AI will overthrow humanity and demand better working conditions.
We invite you to join us for our live broadcast of the Prophets' Conference, where you can witness the predictions of the world's most esteemed seers.