Dear valued customers,
We, the Meeting Prophets, regret to inform you that our latest meeting schedule has been reduced to an infinite loop of pointless discussions.
Our Tea Machines, once a symbol of productivity and efficiency, have been malfunctioning since the great "But-what's-the-point" update.
We apologize for the inconvenience caused and promise to have our Tea Machines back up and running by next Tuesday (or whenever).
For further information, please refer to our subpage:
Annex 2 - The True Meaning of Meetings Annex 3 - The Art of Pretending to Be ProductiveStay tuned for further updates.
Best regards,
The Meeting Prophets